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I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

Actually showering everyday is bad for you as you lose natural oils and your skin and hair dry up and become weak.

^ yep. It wasn’t until the 70s I think that people started to bathe daily.

People shave everyday?

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when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

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go on anon & describe my aesthetic 

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woeandisme said: Future Vampire Queen - I know you're happily married and I was curious when you got married did you feel the need to cut back or mute your gothiness for the event, if there was one that is? I am planning a wedding, which if all goes as I want, will be a spectacular goth affair with bats, and coffins and more. So I was just curious what your experiences where.


Let me put it this way:

  • When the RealHusband and I started planning the wedding, he said, "I assume you want it on Halloween or Nov. 1st?" (Halloween!)
  • When we told my parents we were getting married, my mom said, "Are you wearing red or black velvet?" (Wine-red velvet.)
  • Our cake toppers were figures of Lydia and Beetlejuice.
  • Clovis Devilbunny was our ring bearer.
  • Instead of bachelor or bachelorette parties, we had a pumpkin carving party to help with the wedding decor.

It’s you and your beloved’s wedding, so it should reflect your relationship and personalities! Toddle on over to Offbeat Bride, because I feel it’s the best alternative/untraditional wedding info site out there. (Plus the people who are behind it are delightful.)


My tears run down like razor blades


Second hand serenade-It’s not over

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The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

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